Wednesday, December 11, 2013

You can't make this up...

Warning:  The following language is how we actually talk around here.  Advance at your own risk. 

Scene:  I'm sitting on the couch.  Mom is standing over me farting.  A lot.

Me:  Mom, you need to go do that in the bathroom.

Mom:  What?  I'm not doing anything.

Me:  You're farting.  You need to go use the bathroom.

Mom:  No, I don't.  They told me to do it for you.

Me:  MOM.  You're farting in my face.  Go to the bathroom!

Mom:  NO!  They told me to do it for you!

Me:  Mom, you're farting!

Mom:  I know that!  The only way I'm going to the bathroom is if you come with me.  They told me I had to do it for you! 

Me:  That's disgusting.

Mom:  Yep.  That's why it's for you.

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