Warning: The following language is how we actually talk around here. Advance at your own risk.
Scene: I'm sitting on the couch. Mom is standing over me farting. A lot.
Me: Mom, you need to go do that in the bathroom.
Mom: What? I'm not doing anything.
Me: You're farting. You need to go use the bathroom.
Mom: No, I don't. They told me to do it for you.
Me: MOM. You're farting in my face. Go to the bathroom!
Mom: NO! They told me to do it for you!
Me: Mom, you're farting!
Mom: I know that! The only way I'm going to the bathroom is if you come with me. They told me I had to do it for you!
Me: That's disgusting.
Mom: Yep. That's why it's for you.