Lately I've read several references to The Six Word Memoirs. Simple idea really... write your memoir but only use 6 words. It's not as easy as it seems.
Here are some of my choices:
I'm now ready for tomorrow's nap.
Being my Mother's parent really sucks.
Hold on, it's gonna get rough.
Warning: Hula Hoops may cause laughter.
Just because you said I couldn't.
And now I will sing "Feelings".
I am tired of being strong.
Kids are my reason for living.
You get the idea. Try it. Hey, that's six words... maybe we can do The Six Word Instructions next.